Saturday, September 30, 2006

More around the village

Stepping outside the grand gates of Little Pudding Manor, and avoiding the automated murder-holes in the gatehouse, you will find yourself on Gallows Hill, looking towards the Gallows Oak. The man hanging on it at the moment came to close the village pub for opening after hours. Around the oak, which is located at a handy cross-roads (useful for confusing evil spirits), are the graves of numerous tax-inspectors, traffic-wardens and the man who tried to sell mobile 'phones and was mistaken for a warlock. The last local councillor tried to expose this practice, but joined the others on the tree.

The current Councillor was elected on a pledge to hang all critics of the tree.

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