Men & Books
Richard Doorhinge, Professor for promoting Public Confusion about the Sciencies at Oxbridge College (formerly Pudding Norton Politechnic) recently brought out a new book. The Theistic Illusion. The author of The Selfish Meme, Climbing Mount Pinatubo and River out of Water welcomed another chance to make a lot of money by having a name similar to that of a famous person. This new book, written in the form of a graphic novel, attacks religion as a belief based on feelings of some sort, and it was our intention to write a review.
However, due to a mix-up in the manuscripts, the book actually published was a book of girlie pictures and Professor Doorhinge has been arrested for corrupting the morals of the public. It is believed that he has escaped and is plotting to become a hideous super-villain with the aid of genetic technologies of some sort. As he was led off to the waiting police van, he was heard to shout:
"I will be revenged!"
posted by The Green Man | 4:16 pm
7 Comments:
Serves him right, trying to exploit someone else's name!
Crime does not pay.
He sounds strangely similar to all the other super villains I've ever heard of.
Quite. The difference is that he was previously a successful plagarist.
Besides, who was the last super-villain who got caught for outraging public decency?
You don't want to know. I made him undress in the middle of Trafalgar Square during a Muslim rally. All the while one of my sisters had a gun trained on him. Or that's what I told him, anyhow.
He's now in the prison hospital.
Ouch!
Still, we had a super-villain leap onto a motorway bridge support to get at Lady Arcos. He didn't know that the concrete was still runny, however.
I guess he's now a pillar of the community.
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