This is the famous Castell Coch ('Red Castle') at Towngynlais, near Cardiff. Some nobleman had this rebuilt in the nineteenth century as what he thought a Welsh Catle looked like.

On our way to visit one of my daughters in Carmarthenshire, the wife and I paused at this splendid building. A traffic warden tried to give out Rolls a ticket. I politely informed him that he ought to look at his system, as we are exempt from such things. He replied that no-one was above the law.

My wife loudly disagreed with him, and bunged him down the castle well, aided by the other visitors to the castle.

Little Pudding is mercifully free of traffic wardens. The last one was gibbeted from the church tower until the birds pecked out his eyes and he went mad.