Pudding Norton College: Mathematics
The Maths department at Pudding Norton College is housed
in a decaying concrete tower, where dogs patrol to keep students from running out of class. Every so ofte a child, stuffed with algorithms and the like, will go mad and run off, to be torn to pieces by the dogs. The result is that GCSE Maths is one of the most successful subjects at the college, with 99% of surviving students achieving the very highest grades. The 1% who don't are never seen again.
'A'-Level Maths, where students are expected to work independently, is a very different subject. The most popular 'A'-Level mathematics course is that generally referred to as 'maths for goldiggers,' but technically, 'introduction to accountancy.' In this, sixth-formers get to serve internships with top firms, especially owner-run enterprises. Most of the girls who take this course go no further in accountancy, but marry someone high up in the firm or blackmail them. Take the two cuties illustrated. They attached themselves to the industrialist pictured, and managed to take him for his complete bankroll.
The head of mathematics is stunningly wealthy, as it is known that he runs an exclusive call-girl agency. In addition, he blackmails those former students of his who have maried well.
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Mrs. Hazel Arbit III, fomer star student at the college has been arrested after shooting the head of Mathematics, calling him a 'dirty little blackmailer.' Although the master was not killed, he has been seriously injured and shall be taking a leave of absence. The former students who cheered Mrs. Arbit on have contacted the Green Man.
in a decaying concrete tower, where dogs patrol to keep students from running out of class. Every so ofte a child, stuffed with algorithms and the like, will go mad and run off, to be torn to pieces by the dogs. The result is that GCSE Maths is one of the most successful subjects at the college, with 99% of surviving students achieving the very highest grades. The 1% who don't are never seen again.'A'-Level Maths, where students are expected to work independently, is a very different subject. The most popular 'A'-Level mathematics course is that generally referred to as 'maths for goldiggers,' but technically, 'introduction to accountancy.' In this, sixth-formers get to serve internships with top firms, especially owner-run enterprises. Most of the girls who take this course go no further in accountancy, but marry someone high up in the firm or blackmail them. Take the two cuties illustrated. They attached themselves to the industrialist pictured, and managed to take him for his complete bankroll.
The head of mathematics is stunningly wealthy, as it is known that he runs an exclusive call-girl agency. In addition, he blackmails those former students of his who have maried well.
**********Stop Press******Stop Press**********
Mrs. Hazel Arbit III, fomer star student at the college has been arrested after shooting the head of Mathematics, calling him a 'dirty little blackmailer.' Although the master was not killed, he has been seriously injured and shall be taking a leave of absence. The former students who cheered Mrs. Arbit on have contacted the Green Man.
posted by The Green Man | 11:14 pm
1 Comments:
Do you think Scruff and I should pay the school a visit? I could enroll her in the lower sixth as my agent inside the school, and she could help me with my investigation.
Or would that be stepping on your toes?
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